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    Hello dears!

    I’m opening commissions for the first time ever, and holy shit, no one told me how scary it could be?? xD

    Anyway, please click the images for better quality, and don’t hesitate to ask me if you have any questions! You can see more of my art here.

    I’ll be opening 3 slots right now, just to get a feel for it and see how long it takes, and then I might open more later :3

    Reblogs are appreciated 💜

  • 😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

    😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

    😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

    😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

    😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

    😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

    😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

  • Petition to make 2023 the year all fic writers put permission statements in their AO3 profiles?

    Please note this is not me asking all writers to grant blanket permission for other creators to make any and all kinds of transformative works of their fics.

    What I am asking is for a simple statement that will help fellow fanwork creators know your boundaries, because honestly, asking is scary! A permission statement can look like…

    “I am not open to any transformative works of my fic at this time.” Great! Clear, concise, saves us the time and effort of asking, and the angst of awaiting a reply.

    Or

    “I am open to any transformative works, including art, podfics, translations, and written works inspired by my fics.” Yay!! This is great news. May the fandom gods bless you with many “related works” notification emails in your inbox.

    Or

    “I am generally okay with podfics, translations, etc, but please send me a quick message first” Totally! We get it. Maybe you’d rather some of your works stay untouched. Maybe you’d prefer that they’re archive-locked. Maybe you just want to know who you’re dealing with, or you don’t like surprises. Valid! At least we know you’re up for a convo, and will likely respond.

    Or

    “I am okay with_______ but not _______ of my works.” Yes! Again, clarity! It’s a beautiful thing.

    If anyone has anything to add to this appeal, please feel free.

  • Back in my day, self-respecting porn bots had the decency to post at least once on their blog in a concerted effort to blind you with POV dlck and tltties if you went to their page to block them.

    This new generation of porn bots is just so lazy. Not an ounce of psychic damage in sight. *Sigh*

  • Right? It’s so bizarre! Just a random percentage number in the bio and zero posts of dubious porn and enthusiastic exhortations to click the provided links. So lazy, so lacklustre.

  • okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

  • Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

  • At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

  • How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

  • the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

    I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

  • Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

  • Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

  • This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

  • Female presenting gkpmnipples

  • what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?